You’ll Never Believe What Was Inside Paul Revere’s Time Capsule

When translated, the document read "Please bury seven more time capsules or your teeth will fall out and the nation will fall into a great Civil War in 1861."  Stupid chain mails.
When translated, the document read “Please bury seven more time capsules or your teeth will fall out and the nation will fall into a great Civil War in 1861.” Stupid chain mails.

Everyone thinks the time capsule that was first buried in 1795 in Boston and later discovered, then reburied, in 1855 is just an innocent look at some random historical artifacts.  They couldn’t be more wrong.

Here’s what was inside:

  • A paper seal of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts
  • Five different folded newspapers
  • 24 coins from 1652 to 1855
  • A silver plate with Samuel Adams and Paul Revere’s name etched in it

These seem lack just a small collection of antiques but the reality is far more terrifying.  If you unscramble all the clues you’ll discover that the aliens are set to return in 18 months and we still have five pieces of the abandoned Rifle of Energiness to find.

There is only one thing left to do.  We have to steal the Magna Carta.

"I'm on it."
“I’m on it.”

 

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Ryan Garcia

Father of two boys, husband, attorney for Dell (Social Media, Retail, Gaming), Broadway geek, comic book geek, science fiction geek, gadget geek.

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