#FreakyFriday: Frilled Shark Is Just One More Reason Why The Ocean Truly Terrifying!


ACK! Like we needed one more reason to be scared of sharks. It’s not like anyone says, “Hey shark, how ya’ doing? Say hello to ya’ motha’ for me.” NO! No one talks to sharks. You know why? Because sharks are scary, and they have razor sharp teeth to chew through soft tiny limbs, and oh god…. just look at that photo! We’re not talking your standard shark teeth, now we’re talking millions of layered razor sharp needle teeth just waiting to rip through you. Make it stop! The horror!

Here are the facts people. #1 – don’t got into the ocean, it cannot be trusted.  #2 – sharks are not your friend, they are demon serpents trained to kill soft fleshy things. #3 – DON’T GO INTO THE OCEAN!

All kidding aside, Gamma Squad breaks down the scary mother trucker for you in nice little bite sized chunks:

Why do they call it the “frilled shark?”

Because it has six pairs of gill slits, making it look all fancy. Also, back when they discovered it in the 1880s, all the good shark names had been taken. The other options are lizard shark, scaffold shark, and silk shark. Silk shark! No wonder this thing is scary, with a name like that, it has to be to keep the other sharks from laughing at it.

So it’s really a shark? Because it doesn’t look like a shark.

Yep, it is a shark, specifically Chlamydoselachus anguineus, one of two remaining in the family Chlamydoselachidae. It’s also commonly called a “living fossil” since the sinuous body, rows of needle-like teeth, and other features have been evolved out of most sharks.

Is it going to eat me?

Not unless you hang out at the bottom of the ocean a lot; it’s generally found on the lower continental shelf and upper continental slope. Besides, frilled sharks generally eat octopi, squid, and other squishy creatures of the sea, as well as the occasional fish with bones and other sharks. That said, it’s a heck of a way to go; it’s believed the frilled shark lunges forward like a snake, swallowing its prey whole and impaling it on its needley teeth, making it impossible to escape.

That sounds like every myth about sea monsters, ever.

In fact, many folklorists and cryptozoologists believe that the frilled shark is one of several creatures that inspired legends about sea serpents. Along with, you know, actual sea snakes, which, man, if you think this thing is scary, try having a poisonous snake swimming after you.

Want to see the creep in action? Yeah – we have video. And it will give you nightmares:

More importantly – DINOSAURS ARE BACK!

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