Tomb Raider To Direct Captain (Don’t Call Me Ms) Marvel?

Hide behind me Spidey, maybe I can sneak you back into the MCU.
Hide behind me Spidey, maybe I can sneak you back into the MCU.

Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon
Call Garcia just to see how he’s doin’
Hello? What up, Ryan?
Yo, Jimmy, just cooling
Rumored Captain Marvel director?  Jolie!  No fooling?

Tomb Raider out to prove, A-Force ain’t just a sorority
Rumored 20 mil in scratch, female director priority
What about Whedon? Said he’d not rule it out
But did not rule it in, so let’s get a woman with clout!

Unbroken, Land Of Blood And Honey, not CGI sepectacles
Geekdoms nerves be rubbed raw, like piles of anime tentacles
Anime tentacles? You pipe hot air like a Scotsman
I know, I like to bring them up just bother Sir Watson

Relate to the matter, Angie has to Marvel get back
Complimented after negativity of Jenny fav, Sony Hack!
Marvel’s first female tentpole, outside of Odinson’s hair
Regardless director, 2018, you know that we will be there!

With apologies to The Lonely Island

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