From the terrifying mind of Damon Hellanbrand, a man so scary he has Hell in his name, comes a macabre look at the signs of the zodiac! Why, oh why, Damon? Did you have to create these awful (but an brilliant) works of horror? Click More IF YOU DARE!
I am a single man. Over on the Match.com, they list people’s sign in their profiles because some crazy people think that matters. Next time I see that a potential
booty call companion says she is an Aquarius, I will now be haunted with this visual.
Ok. Ok. This would be an improvement on most of my dates. I guess I should embrace it.
Hello, Ladies. I am 39 years old. I have a good job. A full head of hair. And I am an Aries.
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