Lucifer Preview Has Spooky Eyes, Mean Angels, And Is Not At All Like Constantine

“They say the eyes are windows to the soul. My soul wants to eat your heart and suck out the dark blood while it flows from the open orifice. Wanna go out?”

DC has been having a nice run on television between Arrow, Flash, and even Gotham.  Constantine?  Not so much.  So the Warner Brothers TV division is really hoping you don’t see this trailer and immediately compare it to the only DC TV property to get cancelled in its first season.  This one is completely different, you see, because it’s actually the Devil who’s…um…working as a cop…and looking like he can’t stand up to an angel…and driving in LA.  Actually, that last one we believe.  Check out the full trailer after the break and start your cancellation watches…NOW!