CNET reports on the 11-feet tall, 400 pound statue that is currently available for pre-sale in all the wrong ways. Sure, the statue is €34,000 (which is just a hair under $38,000) before shipping (and shipping won’t be cheap), but CNET isn’t thinking this through. This isn’t a statue–this is the currency of the future. Instead of handing out worthless paper money when all the governments fail, instead we will transfer titles of ownership to giant life-sized Hulk statues. Avoid buying this at your own peril.