A little while back I wrote in my “Non-Geek TV Reviews From The Geek Perspective” a review for the Netflix comedy Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. One of the highlights of that series was when Kimmy’s roommate Titus Andromedon made a music video for a song he wrote himself called “Peeno Noir: an ode to black penis”. It mostly consisted of Titus throwing together whatever words he could think of to force into a rhyme. You can listen to that little earworm here.
However, some enterprising folks decided that Game of Thrones needed its own version of that song using everybody’s favorite Faceless Man Jaqan H’ghar. It’s a parody (obviously) and you can see it after the cut. Enjoy.