The Candy Crush Movie

Lots of people play Candy Crush.  Why?  I dunno.  I mean, I play, but I couldn’t tell you why.  Compelling storyline?  Nope.  Interesting characters?  Nope.  People like spending a ton of money on a glorified version of Bejeweled?  Apparently.

But say, the company that makes the game was recently acquired by Activision, which is trying to make movies off their products.  Someone after the cut speculated what a Candy Crush movie would look like.