It’s that time of the week again, where we bore you with the Box Office Report.
Unless you’re one of those folks who enjoy these things. If so, see after the cut.
Listen my readers, for those who seek
The Box Office Report from Gabbing Geek.
In place the first was the Mockingjay
Hunger Games Part Two, the Producers Say.
$18.6 million did it earn,
So said producers will have cash to burn.
That Krampus thing came in at number two
That Christmas movie that shouts out a “Boo!”
That would be to frighten bad kids
Sold $16 million in tickets, it dids.
While I am told “dids” is not a word,
The movie Creed came in at third.
A sequel or spin-off to a boxing franchise
By $15.5 million did its sales total rise.
The Good Dinosaur came in fourth place
In a steep drop that caused Pixar to lose face.
The total came out to another fifteen point five
Million to keep hopes alive
That another would be made at some point in time
And end this horrible, horrible rhyme.
At the end of the five highest ticket sales
Is Spectre, whose James Bond never fails
At the box office to earn a nice sum.
$5.4 million in sales did come
To this old series, that fans won’t ignore.
Be Bond a Connery, a Craig, or a Moore.
That is our report; this poem was rough.
I still think the Box Office Report is silly fluff.