Let’s see if I have everything I need for a successful Festivus celebration today:
- Festivus shirt I can only wear once a year? Check.
- Aluminium pole? Check.
- Feat of strength? Well, I tipped over that vending machine this morning that stole my dollar and my breakfast pastry, so check.
- Airing of grievances? Hmm….Hey Watson! YOU SUCK! And check.
I think that about covers it. Happy Holidays everyone!
(If you have no idea what I’m talking about, see more after the break.)