Gabbing Geek Box Office Report: Ask The Apes Edition


Another week, another box office report.

So much to do, so little time.

I have long maintained that even an ape could take care of this weekly report.

Since we are currently between distant Watson cousins, we got an ape to do it.  The ape knew sign language, I translated, and Jimmy wrote it all down.

This week's box office reporter.
This week’s box office reporter.

First place Zootopia fifty million bananas.  Just kidding.  Dollars.  Bananas are not currency.

Number two with half, $25.2 million.  10 Cloverfield Lane.  Watson live there.  It scary.

Third place to my favorite movie all time.  Deadpool.  Much better than Planet of Apes.  Man ruin ape in that movie.  Here, man ruin man.  Better story.  $10.8 million.

London Has Fallen  fourth.  $10.6 million.  London can get up again.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.  No ask me sign that again.  Fifth place.  $4.6 million.

That went pretty well, actually.  We told the reviewer we probably wouldn’t be back.  The she signed this:


So, should we get the ape back, or try to find Watson?

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