Gabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that a fairly random baby has been cast as young Han Solo in the upcoming standalone Star Wars film.
“It’s young Han Solo,” president of Lucasfilm Kathleen Kennedy announced in a press release, “And it would be hard to get much younger than this guy. This is the true origin story that fans didn’t know they were demanding for years. Han’s potty training alone will be an emotional roller coaster that no one will ever forget.”
Stay tuned to GabbingGeek.com as additional details are revealed.