Gabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that Spider-Man will be cast as young Han Solo in the upcoming standalone Star Wars film.
When reached for comment, Spider-Man had this to say: “Hey, can you leave me out of this? You guys did this same schtick last year with my casting. I’m trying to re-establish my rep here. And so far, so good. Look at me up there with that shield. I look Marvelous. Absolutely Marvelous! So go on about your business.”
Stay tuned to GabbingGeek.com as additional details are revealed.