CONFIRMED: Spider-Man Cast As Young Han Solo

Gabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that Spider-Man will be cast as young Han Solo in the upcoming standalone Star Wars film.

When reached for comment, Spider-Man had this to say: “Hey, can you leave me out of this?  You guys did this same schtick last year with my casting.  I’m trying to re-establish my rep here.  And so far, so good.  Look at me up there with that shield.  I look Marvelous.  Absolutely Marvelous!  So go on about your business.”

Stay tuned to as additional details are revealed.

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