Recently, it was announced that a new Scooby Doo movie would launch a Hanna-Barbera cinematic universe. We also know that the Men in Black/21 Jump Street movie is supposed to actually happen.
Basically, that means that anything can be a cinematic universe these days. While sitting around the Gabbing Geek Editorial Office, I came up with a few of my own. See them after the cut. Hollywood, feel free to use these for a small piece of the gross. Not the net. I won’t be screwed over that way.
Steel Magnolias Die Hard
Mad Max Goes To Madagascar.
Black Swan in a Nightmare on Elm Street
Sesame Street Invasion of The Birds
The Adventures of Rocky Balboa and Bullwinkle and Jimmy Impossible
Aliens Vs Flintstones
Washington, Plimpton, Wayne, and Kent: the meeting of the Marthas.
The Adventures of Ryan Garcia Across The 8th Dimension
Krull Sucks And Nobody Wants To Be In An Expanded Universe With It. P.S. The Beast’s mother was named Martha.
Sherlock John Holmes
Boogie Baywatch Nights
Indiana Jones and the Lost American Idol
Chariots Of Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Garfield 3: Now With Cumberbatch
The Goonies Visit Downton Abbey
The Iron Giant Learns The Secret Of NIMH
Game of Thrones: Smurfs and Lanisters edition
How Stella Got Mad As Hell And Wouldn’t Take It Anymore
Tyler Perry’s Ernest Saves Christmas
Martha (Kent) (Peppermint Patty and) Marcy May (Parker) Marlene (Dietrich)
Abbot and Costello Meet Bambi and Godzilla
Clerks vs Horrible Bosses
King Kong Al Bundy
Willy Wonka and the Fugitive
Easy Rider Through Pan’s Labyrinth
Watson Did It: The Real Killer In Clue
Barton Fink and the Temple of Doom
The Adventures of Robin Hood and Tarzan
Being John Malkovich on Gilligan’s Island
Silence of Sherry Lewis and Lambchop
Terminator 2: Day of the Triffids
Fear the Walking Dead Inside The Matrix
Harry Potter and the Count of Monty Cristo
The Angry Orange Is The New Orphan Black
Ryan wandered through at that point, and had what was probably the best one: Alexander Hamilton and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Duel
You are welcome, Hollywood.
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