Splinter, Is That You? NYC Rat Steals Pizza To Feed Ninja Turtles.

A rat’s gotta do what a rat’s gotta do, especially when Donny, Leo, Raph, and Mikey are hungry. Watch as this New York rat tries to take a full slice of pizza down into the subway, and well…. we won’t spoil the ending for you. See for yourself after the break.

Wacky Wednesday: Go Home Toy Industry, You’re Drunk!

There is a serious injustice happening right now in the Toy industry. I’m not talking about how we’ve strayed from making toys indestructible (have you ever tried to break a Lincoln Log?), or how craftsmanship is a thing of the past. Nor am I talking about how most toys now-a-days have some kind of mechanical battery operated mechanism which leaves nothing left for imagination. No – the injustice I speak of is something that’s always been there, yet I’m so damn fed up with it – and that’s gederfication and blatant sexism in the toy industry.

#WackyWednesday: Mount Up! Tree Frog Hitches Ride On Beetle (In Other News, VW Is Jealous)

Yeeeeeeehaw! Mount Up! Get-along-little-doggie! Yippee-Ki-Yay-mother-f##ker! There’s a new frog in town. Just look at this little guy. This is a frog that gives no f##ks. Seriously. None at all. Personally, I don’t know why this is the first time we’ve seen it. Brilliant, ol’chap. Brilliant! Ride that beetle into the night. Ride like the wind! We can all thank wildlife photographer Hendy Mp for capturing this little dude on a rhinoceros beetle, because what’s better than that on a Wednesday? Check out more images after the break.

#WackyWednesday: 8 Bit Simpsons Intro Will Digitally Rock Your Springfield

You know how much we love 8-Bit anything here at Gabbing Geek, but wait till you see what Paul Robertson and Ivan Dixon did with this little gem! Video after the break.

#WackyWednesday: Yankee Candle Makes Girl Scout Cookie Scented Candles. (Like We Needed Another Reason To Eat Wax)

Can you believe the nerve of Yankee Candle? How could they do this to us? I mean, these demon cookies are already like crack, but let’s light a candle in our homes so that the smell of cookies is always present. I might as well screw this diet I pretend I’m on, because the smell of cookies 24/7 in my house is a diet death wish. Damn you demon cookies! Damn you! 

#WackyWednesday: Sauron Is Lord Of The Basketball Ring As Well, Who Knew?

Security means nothing to Sauron. N O T H I N G.

#WackyWednesday: Poop Emoji Shirt Now On Sale (Get It While It’s Steaming Hot)

We know you’ve been waiting for this all your life – a POOP emoji shirt. And now, just out of the shoot, a steaming pile of Poop Emoji fabric pinched and cut to your satisfaction. (How many poop jokes can we make in one post?). This is for real people – see more poop pics after the break.