The Superbowl was yesterday, and it was extra rough getting a Box Office Report out for whatever reason we keep doing the Box Office Report.
But we found a Watson cousin who wasn’t watching the game
While the search for Watson has been fruitless as an orchard during a severe drought, we here at Gabbing Geek for some unknown reason still want to impress everyone with the box office report.
So, we went around and found someone to help us out again.
It’s that time of the week again where we pretend this is vital information.
And yes, Watson still isn’t back yet. We have a top guy looking for him.
Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later. No, not Watson coming back to do this report.
It’s that time again.
When Gabbing Geek gives you the Box Office Report, like you care. Actually, if you’ve read anything after the cuts here, you probably do, but there are some really numbers-obssessed people around here.
Still missing Watson, but once again we found someone to give us the report.
GabbingGeek.com was only a few weeks old when I wrote about my bold predictions for 2015 movies. Now that we know the rankings for the year, it’s time to judge those bold predictions. Jump after the break to find out why I hate Jurassic World even more.
It’s that time again.
Time to say what should be said only in the polite company of corporate accountants.
It’s a slow day here at the Gabbing Geek office as we are all suffering from Force hangovers. But we still need to post something. So above, Universal shows respect to Star Wars on breaking almost every record in existence. Including top opening weekend, best single day, most home runs in a season, fastest quarter mile and number of hot dogs eaten in an hour.
ICYMI, after the break, a reminder of Marvel doing the same for Universal when Jurassic World bested Avengers.
Look, do I need to draw a map? Everyone knows what came in #1 last weekend. The only question is how much did it come in #1 by. Seriously, was there any chance it wouldn’t?
You know what’s even odder? All the Gabbing Geeks have seen that movie by now, and no one has written a review for it. Not even Ryan listing all the things that were wrong about it, which he even does for movies he likes.
Anyway, more results after the cut.