Who Wins: Darth Vader Vs. Gandalf?

darthvadervsgandalfWe already saw how Darth Vader would handle himself in a fight against Batman, and now the team that put together the Super Power Beat Down thinks they know what would happen if our favorite Sith Lord took on that guy who couldn’t give a straight answer to anybody in Lord of the Rings.  Did they pick the same winner you’d choose? Check out the video after the break.

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Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel Vs Leia

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Rap battles are all the rage.  Or so they tell me.  Even princesses get into the act.  What was better?  The world of Tolkien or the Galaxy of Lucas?  Eh, its a slow morning.  Video behind the cut.  Some swear words are used.  You’ve been warned.

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‘Game Of Thrones’ House Parody Banners

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If you’re like me you’ve only ever seen one episode of Game of Thrones you love Game of Thrones!  Game of Thrones is the best!  Rah rah Game of Thrones!  Yeah!

In either case, you’ll appreciate these Game of Thrones style banners for some of our favorite geeks and characters.  I’ve included a couple of my favorites, but be sure to check them all out. Continue reading ‘Game Of Thrones’ House Parody Banners

#ManicMonday: Kid Gets Suspended For Using “One Ring To Rule Them All” At School

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Happy Monday everyone. To get this week started off right, how about some story time? Imagine you are a 9-year-old little boy, and you are a huge fan of Lord Of The Rings (I mean, who wouldn’t?). And imagine that because you love this magical franchise so much, you concoct a story where you own the ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL. Not that you actually have the ring, that would be silly…but your imagination doesn’t need to know that. And then imagine that you tried to use that imaginary ring to rule over your friends during recess. Sounds pretty harmless, right? WRONG! This can get you expelled from school in Texas.

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#WackyWednesday: Sauron Is Lord Of The Basketball Ring As Well, Who Knew?

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Security means nothing to Sauron. N O T H I N G.

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug Gets An Honest Trailer

Oh boy…. We will let you drink this up and you can tell us what you think.

Smart Ring Relays Your Phone Message via Bluetooth (and Hobbit) Technology

Say hello to the one ring to rule them all. And guess what? You don’t have to travel to Mordor to steal it from Sauron.

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Weekly Box Office Report

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Peter Jackson struck a deal with AT&T to send you not one, but THREE cell phone bills!

 

A New Year, a new box office report.  Hobbit:  Five Armies holds the Box Office crown for a third weekend, meaning that all six of the Middle Earth films held the one ring for at least three weekends.  Hobbit 3 brought in $21.9M in the first weekend of the New Year and is approaching the magic $750M globally.  We assume that now Peter Jackson and team are wondering if they can go There and Back Again…and back another time.

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Moving on up…to the Website!

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