Have You Been Wondering “What If Lucas Directed The Force Awakens?”

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Meesa say, “Hola Ryan!”

Hopefully not.  But if you want a really good taste of what we “missed” out on, watch the video after the break.  Rey’s vision truly becomes a nightmare.

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On Star Wars, Sentience, And Slavery

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I rewatched Star Wars:  The Force Awakens over the weekend, and as these things tend to do with me, I had some thoughts.

I was watching as Rey saved BB-8 from the scavenger, and something struck me:  why does Rey do that?

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Ok, We Get It Honest Trailers, Force Awakens Was A New Hope

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But that doesn’t take away from it being so damn good.  After the break see the guys at Honest Trailers compare the latest Star Wars with the original classic.

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It’s A Sad! Erik Bauersfeld, Voice Of Ackbar, Dies At 93

ackbarAlthough we wouldn’t recognize him walking down the street, Erik Bauersfeld gave us one of the greatest lines in geek history.  The voice of Admiral Ackbar passed away at the age of 93 but we will always have his legacy ringing in our ears.

CONFIRMED: Random Baby Cast As Young Han Solo

With a cute puppy as Chewy.
With a cute puppy as Chewy.

Gabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that a fairly random baby has been cast as young Han Solo in the upcoming standalone Star Wars film.

“It’s young Han Solo,” president of Lucasfilm Kathleen Kennedy announced in a press release, “And it would be hard to get much younger than this guy.  This is the true origin story that fans didn’t know they were demanding for years.  Han’s potty training alone will be an emotional roller coaster that no one will ever forget.”

Stay tuned to GabbingGeek.com as additional details are revealed.

CONFIRMED: Jar Jar Binks Cast As Young Han Solo

jarjarGabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that Jar Jar Binks will be cast as young Han Solo in the upcoming standalone Star Wars film.

“Meesa trolling,” president of Disney’s Lucasfilms division Kathleen Kennedy announced in a press release.  “Meesa trolling so hard.”

Stay tuned to GabbingGeek.com as additional details are revealed.

CONFIRMED: A Hyphen Cast As Young Han Solo

hyphenGabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that a hyphen will be cast as young Han Solo in the upcoming standalone Star Wars film.

“Jimmy’s back,” president of Disney’s Lucasfilms division Kathleen Kennedy announced in a press release.  “And he’s still upset that people thought we cast Spiderman for the role so now we’re just cutting right to the chase and casting the most important part of Spidey: his hyphen.”

Stay tuned to GabbingGeek.com as additional details are revealed.

CONFIRMED: Spider-Man Cast As Young Han Solo

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Gabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that Spider-Man will be cast as young Han Solo in the upcoming standalone Star Wars film.

When reached for comment, Spider-Man had this to say: “Hey, can you leave me out of this?  You guys did this same schtick last year with my casting.  I’m trying to re-establish my rep here.  And so far, so good.  Look at me up there with that shield.  I look Marvelous.  Absolutely Marvelous!  So go on about your business.”

Stay tuned to GabbingGeek.com as additional details are revealed.

CONFIRMED: Channing Tatum Cast As Young Han Solo

tatumGabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that Channing Tatum will be cast as young Han Solo in the upcoming standalone Star Wars film.

“Apparently that Jimmy Impossible isn’t the only hacker,” president of Disney’s Lucasfilms division Kathleen Kennedy announced in a press release.  “Because now I’ve got some Jenny character controlling my password until I cast Channing.  CAN I JUST GET BACK TO CANDY CRUSH?!?!”

Stay tuned to GabbingGeek.com as additional details are revealed.