33 Star Wars Characters Who Are Definitely Not Rey’s Parents

Everyone who has seen Episode VII has a theory on who are Rey’s parents.  These theories range from the intriguing to the totally insane.  Rather than try to contribute to the growing collection of suspects, I thought it would be better to take the opposite approach.  Rather then take wild guesses as to who her parents might be, let’s try and eliminate some potential suspects from the list.  And so now I present to you the 33 Star Wars characters that are definitely not Rey’s parents.  Jump after the break to know who we can finally let off the hook.

Sleep Tight With These Star Wars Pillow Cases

IT’S A NAP! – ha! Even Admiral Ackbar know when a good night’s sleep is just a good night’s sleep and nothing else (like a trap). I was tickled to see these super cute Star Wars pillow cases offered up by Etsy Shop owner Saturday Morning Pancakes. There are 3 different versions to choose from. So if you’d like to snuggle up next to a droid, or sleep on the chest of Chewbacca, then check out the other options after the break: