Amy Pascal Ousted By Hackers, Will Have Revenge

"Don't worry, I'll still be able to mess things up."
“Don’t worry, I’ll still be able to mess things up.”

Sony Pictures Entertainment co-chair Amy Pascal is out.  Maybe it’s because of how the studio did last year.  Maybe it’s because her password still hasn’t changed from 123456.  Or maybe it’s because she had emails leaked about certain moderately talented spoiled brats.  But don’t worry, she still has a job.  Even though she won’t be co-chair she’ll still produce the new Ghostbusters film and the next Amazing Spider-Man movies.  Seeing as how those are the movies the hackers were most likely to want to see–yeah, she has plans for them.