Gabbing Geek Box Office Report: Bears’n’Wookiees Edition

It’s that time of the week again where we pretend this is vital information.

And yes, Watson still isn’t back yet.  We have a top guy looking for him.

Gabbing Geek Box Office Report: Oh Woe Is Us Edition

Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later.  No, not Watson coming back to do this report.

Grading My 2015 Bold Predictions

GabbingGeek.com was only a few weeks old when I wrote about my bold predictions for 2015 movies.   Now that we know the rankings for the year, it’s time to judge those bold predictions.  Jump after the break to find out why I hate Jurassic World even more.

Year In Anticipation: What We’re Looking Forward To In 2016

The face of every Geek on at least some of the things on this list.

2016.  Did any of us think we’d live this long?  Yeah, probably.  We’re Geeks, not morbid.

So, what sort of Geek Entertainment has us here at Gabbing Geek at least a little curious?  See behind the cut, with some items getting some expert Geek Commentary from the Geek Guru himself, Jimmy Impossible.

Gabbing Geek Box Office Report: You Know What Earned The Most, But Read This Article Anyway

Look, do I need to draw a map?  Everyone knows what came in #1 last weekend.  The only question is how much did it come in #1 by.  Seriously, was there any chance it wouldn’t?

You know what’s even odder?  All the Gabbing Geeks have seen that movie by now, and no one has written a review for it.  Not even Ryan listing all the things that were wrong about it, which he even does for movies he likes.

Anyway, more results after the cut.

Gabbing Geek Box Office Review: Seriously, Is Watson Back Yet?

It’s that time of the week again, where we bore you with the Box Office Report.

Unless you’re one of those folks who enjoy these things.  If so, see after the cut.

Gabbing Geek Box Office Report: No, Watson Is Not Back Yet

Hey, another weekend passed, and our usual box office guy, Watson, is still on special assignment covering the civil war in Ukraine.  He said there was geek value to it, and who are we to say no to Watson putting himself in harm’s way?

So, here’s another box office report.

Gabbing Geek Box Office Report: May The Receipts Be Ever In Your Favor

Hey, did you guys ever notice that the box office report come with a photo of a guy working in a literal office made of cardboard boxes?  Isn’t that cool?

Oh, yeah, hear the sounds of commerce after the cut.

Why Was Skyfall The Best Craig Bond Opener? The Answer Is Five Letters Long

That’s not a shattered box office record.

SPECTRE opened in the United States this weekend to strong yet disappointing numbers.  By comparison to almost every other Bond or Daniel Craig movie, SPECTRE should be celebrated.  Unfortunately, the comparison most analysts make is to the previous Craig tuxedo outing in Skyfall which was the most successful Bond film ever released.  Given Skyfall’s strong reputation and the return of the entire creative team for SPECTRE, what caused the somewhat lackluster performance for the 24th Bond film?  Jump after the break to discover the five letter answer.

Box Office Report: Bozhe Moi!

Yes, more tickets sold.

Who won this time around?  Are there any winners?