Gabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that Daniel Radcliffe will be cast as young Han Solo in the upcoming standalone Star Wars film.
“Look, I want to be all calm and collected about this,” president of Disney’s Lucasfilms division Kathleen Kennedy announced in a press release. “But I just can’t. WE GOT HARRY POTTER! WE GOT HARRY POTTER!”
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The Marvel Cinematic Universe is looking for a good hero who doesn’t have a Y chromosome to headline her own movie.
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Gabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that a hyphen will be cast as Spider-Man in both the future Sony standalone pictures as well as upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe cross-overs.
“A hyphen has always been an integral part of the Spider-Man name,” president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige announced in a press release. “We’re pleased to finally present Spider-Man as it was meant to be read but on the big screen.”
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Gabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that Seth Rogen will be cast as Spider-Man in both the future Sony standalone pictures as well as upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe cross-overs.
“Seth Rogen, man,” president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige announced in a press release. “Heh heh. Heh heh heh heh heh. Rogen. Heh.”
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Gabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that Quvenzhané Wallis will be cast as Spider-Man in both the future Sony standalone pictures as well as upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe cross-overs.
“Quvenzhané got a really, really good contract with Sony when she did Annie,” president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige announced in a press release. “I’m still not exactly sure how this happened.”
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Gabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that our own Jimmy Impossible will be cast as Spider-Man in both the future Sony standalone pictures as well as upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe cross-overs.
“Jimmy reads a lot of Spider-Man,” president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige announced in a press release. “So when my favorite podcast in the world, Gabbing Geek, suggested Jimmy should play Spider-Man I immediately jumped at the opportunity.”
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Gabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that Morgan Freeman will be cast as Spider-Man in both the future Sony standalone pictures as well as upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe cross-overs.
“Sure, he seems a bit old for the part,” president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige announced in a press release. “But the moment Morgan opens his mouth you’ll be so hypnotized by his voice that it won’t matter.”
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Gabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that a zombie from The Walking Dead will be cast as Spider-Man in both the future Sony standalone pictures as well as upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe cross-overs.
“The Walking Dead is hot right now,” president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige announced in a press release. “It’s a comic book, we’re a comic book, everyone is going to love this!”
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Gabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that Oprah Winfrey will be cast as Spider-Man in both the future Sony standalone pictures as well as upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe cross-overs.
“We’ll be honest, we never really considered casting Oprah,” president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige announced in a press release. “But then she agreed to pay for the entire movie from the change found in the guest room couch of her third guest house. We’d be breaching the fiduciary duty to our shareholders to turn her down.”
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