BREAKING NEWS: Daniel Radcliffe Cast As Spider-Man

danielGabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that Daniel Radcliffe will be cast as Spider-Man in both the future Sony standalone pictures as well as upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe cross-overs.

“Look, I want to be all calm and collected about this,” president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige announced in a press release.  “But I just can’t.  WE GOT HARRY POTTER!  WE GOT HARRY POTTER!”

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BREAKING NEWS: Boba Fett Cast As Spider-Man

bobaGabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that Boba Fett will be cast as Spider-Man in both the future Sony standalone pictures as well as upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe cross-overs.

“BOBA FETT!” president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige announced in a press release.  “B to the O to the B to the A all up in your Fett!  Boba Fett!”

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BREAKING NEWS: Elsa Cast As Spider-Man

elsaGabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that Elsa will be cast as Spider-Man in both the future Sony standalone pictures as well as upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe cross-overs.

“Behold the cross-over synergies of Disney/Marvel!” president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige announced in a press release.  “Heck, we might even cast Boba Fett as Spider-Man some day.  Actually…”

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BREAKING NEWS: Jaden Smith Cast As Spider-Man

jadenGabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that Jaden Smith will be cast as Spider-Man in both the future Sony standalone pictures as well as upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe cross-overs.

“Jaden auditioned and he was really impressive,” president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige announced in a press release.  “And by impressive I mean his dad promised to do five more Men In Black films.”

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BREAKING NEWS: Penguin Cast As Spider-Man

penguinGabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that Penguin from the Gotham TV show will be cast as Spider-Man in both the future Sony standalone pictures as well as upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe cross-overs.

“Love that Penguin guy!” president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige announced in a press release.  “People keep telling me his real name but I can never remember it.  He’s Penguin.  He’s just that good.”

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BREAKING NEWS: Liam Neeson Cast As Spider-Man

liamGabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that Liam Neeson will be cast as Spider-Man in both the future Sony standalone pictures as well as upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe cross-overs.

“For too long, Spider-Man has been a short guy without too much experience,” president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige announced in a press release.  “Liam brings a certain set of skills and a good deal of height that our favorite wall-crawler surely needs as he continues to fight the forces of evil without a stepladder.”

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BREAKING NEWS: Hugh Jackman Cast As Spider-Man

Not Jimmy Impossible.
Not Jimmy Impossible.

Gabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that Hugh Jackman will be cast as Spider-Man in both the future Sony standalone pictures as well as upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe cross-overs.

“Now that Hugh is finishing up his Wolverine run it’s time to bring him into the core Marvel Cinematic Universe,” president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige announced in a press release.  “We’d also like to announce that Spider-Man will be gaining healing powers, an adamantium skeleton, and retractable claws.”

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BREAKING NEWS: Danny Trejo Cast As Spider-Man

dannytrejoGabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that Danny Trejo will be cast as Spider-Man in both the future Sony standalone pictures as well as upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe cross-overs.

“When Danny Trejo comes into your office and says he wants to be Spider-Man, you pay attention,” president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige announced in a press release.  “Especially when he locks the door and then just stares at you.  I think he now owns my house too.”

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BREAKING NEWS: Danny Glover Cast As Spider-Man

dannygloverGabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that Danny Glover will be cast as Spider-Man in both the future Sony standalone pictures as well as upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe cross-overs.

“We recently announced that Donald Glover was going to be Spider-Man,” president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige announced in a press release.  “Our bad.  We meant Danny Glover.  And no, he isn’t getting too old for this Spidey s&*t.”

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BREAKING NEWS: Donald Glover Cast As Spider-Man

gloverGabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that Donald Glover will be cast as Spider-Man in both the future Sony standalone pictures as well as upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe cross-overs.

“Yeah, pretty much everyone has been saying this would happen,” president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige announced in a press release.  “So we made it happen.  We’re tired of getting hate mail.  Now we’re expecting to get horribly racist hate mail and that’s a lot easier to ignore.”

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