BREAKING NEWS: Bill Hader Cast As Spider-Man

Gabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that Bill Hader will be cast as Spider-Man in both the future Sony standalone pictures as well as upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe cross-overs.

“Bill Hader has the most impressive range of any actor we auditioned,” president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige announced in a press release.  “He really sealed the deal when he did his Donald Glover impression.  That was exactly what we were going for!”

Stay tuned to GabbingGeek.com as additional details are revealed.

BREAKING NEWS: Michael Cera Cast As Spider-Man

Gabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that Michael Cera will be cast as Spider-Man in both the future Sony standalone pictures as well as upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe cross-overs.

“Michael Cera brings a sense of vulnerability to the role that’s been lacking since Tobey Maguire cried in the first Spider-Man film,” president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige announced in a press release.  “Peter Parker has always been a bit of a wuss, just with superpowers.  We think the movie going public will really take to Michael in the role.  Plus he looks a lot like that new Lex Luthor guy and we love messing with DC.”

Stay tuned to GabbingGeek.com as additional details are revealed.