33 Star Wars Characters Who Are Definitely Not Rey’s Parents

Everyone who has seen Episode VII has a theory on who are Rey’s parents.  These theories range from the intriguing to the totally insane.  Rather than try to contribute to the growing collection of suspects, I thought it would be better to take the opposite approach.  Rather then take wild guesses as to who her parents might be, let’s try and eliminate some potential suspects from the list.  And so now I present to you the 33 Star Wars characters that are definitely not Rey’s parents.  Jump after the break to know who we can finally let off the hook.

Star Wars Episode 7.5 Is Here!

  
Can’t stand the wait for Episode 8?  Fear not, Stephen Byrne (@stephenbyrne86) is here with the rousing tale of what happens next. Finally, there is peace in the galaxy. Jump after the break to see the tale and tell Mr Byrne how much you love it over on Twitter!

Gabbing Geek Box Office Report: Oh Woe Is Us Edition

Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later.  No, not Watson coming back to do this report.

I Suggest A New Strategy Steve Harvey. Let The Wookiee Win.

Damn right.

Gabbing Geek 58: The Podcast Awakens

Gabbing Geek 58: The Podcast Awakens

Wait a minute–we have a podcast?!?  It’s been a while since the Geeks were able to record but there was no stopping us talking about a certain new movie that came out last week.  So join the entire gang (and we mean entire gang) for a bonus-sized conversation about everything The Force Awakens!  Give us a listen right now or jump after the break to read more!

Star Wars Rewatch: Return Of The Jedi

And now, we come to the end.

Yes, it’s Return of the Jedi.

Star Wars Rewatch: The Empire Strikes Back

Man, now that the prequels are done and over with, the series just keeps getting better and better.

Let’s talk about The Empire Strikes Back.

Jimmy Fallon, The Roots, And Everyone Else You’d Expect Sing Star Wars Music

Why resist?  Just go watch it after the break.  It’ll be your best two minutes today.  Yes, even compared to that two minutes.

Star Wars Rewatch: Star Wars (A New Hope)

And now we get to the original Star Wars.

It’s about damn time.

Star Wars Rewatch: Revenge Of The Sith

The consensus seems to be that Revenge of the Sith is, in fact, the best of the prequels.  True, that can be damning with faint praise, but…well, let’s see what the Geeks have to say about this one.