BREAKING NEWS: Danny Trejo Cast As Spider-Man

dannytrejoGabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that Danny Trejo will be cast as Spider-Man in both the future Sony standalone pictures as well as upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe cross-overs.

“When Danny Trejo comes into your office and says he wants to be Spider-Man, you pay attention,” president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige announced in a press release.  “Especially when he locks the door and then just stares at you.  I think he now owns my house too.”

Stay tuned to as additional details are revealed.