Simpsons Did It!: “Bart The Lover”

It takes a special breed of show to be both cruel and kind at the same time.  The Simpsons manages to do that.  Family Guy does not.

Never forget that, Family Guy.

Watson’s Unhappy Reaction To This Week’s Gabbing Geek Podcast

Last week, I was handed down a one show suspension on the Gabbing Geek podcast.  My appeal to President Obama was met with silence.  #ThanksObama.  Donald Trump, however, called this decision pathetic and blasted Ryan and Jenny as “Losers”.

As unhappy as I am to be on Team Trump, I found myself today listening to the very first Gabbing Geek podcast ever where I was not THE dynamic and leading voice of the show.  I was sad, but did notice my name was mentioned more times during the supposedly Watson-free episode than Tony Stark’s name is mentioned during a non-Iron Man MCU film.

So what did I think of the episode that went on in my absence?  I sum it up very eloquently after the jump!

The Deepest Hole on Earth

I would like to begin my article about the world’s biggest hole with a satirical comparison to fellow GGer Jenny, but I’ve been warned that such a jeer would be poorly received in the “punch to the face” variety. Thus we will take a different tact in our coverage.

DNA – It’s Not Just For Breakfast (Or Identifying Murderers) Anymore

Pop Quiz: what’s the size of a teaspoon and costs more than the entire economic output of the entire planet?  If you answered “Donald Trump’s toupee adhesive”, that answer is incorrect.