Afternoon Funnies- Random Kookiness Edition

Also known as “Watson Didn’t Want to Write an Article today and Just Dumped a Bunch of Pictures Off His Phone”.  Click on for a mild chuckle.

Springfield, IL Surrenders To COBRA Commander

Although the city claims this was done as publicity for the upcoming JoeCon, we all know the truth.  Springfield has given in to COBRA.  Local news reporter Kent Brockman has stated he, for one, welcomes his new evil overlords.

A New Franchise Un-M.A.S.K.ed in GI Joe 3?

 

Rumors of the third GI Joe movie having the Crimson Twins Tomax and Xamot was exciting.  I liked those guys.  But the twins can eat a bag of d!@&s because the real story is further down the article by Film Divider!  That being that Matt Trakker may be in it as well!!!

Stars Who Only Play Themselves

My name does NOT appear in this article…

Some actors have great range.  They disappear into their roles like chameleons with such success, you forget they are acting.  Then there are the people who don’t know how to play anyone other than themselves.  These folks can be charming, even occasionally win awards, but they eventually get called out in a Gabbing Geek filler article!

Paramount To Tab DJ Caruso As Director of GI Joe 3?

Wow.  Seriously.  They are making a GI Joe 3?  Did they not see GI Joe 2?  No?  Not even the studio execs?  Still no? Not even the producer?  No?  Not even his mother?  No?  Ohhhhh.  So that’s why they greenlit the sequel…