Wacky Wednesday: Go Home Toy Industry, You’re Drunk!

There is a serious injustice happening right now in the Toy industry. I’m not talking about how we’ve strayed from making toys indestructible (have you ever tried to break a Lincoln Log?), or how craftsmanship is a thing of the past. Nor am I talking about how most toys now-a-days have some kind of mechanical battery operated mechanism which leaves nothing left for imagination. No – the injustice I speak of is something that’s always been there, yet I’m so damn fed up with it – and that’s gederfication and blatant sexism in the toy industry.

Supergirl = “Female Superhero Empowerment Story” (But We Already Knew That Because She Is Awesome!)

Supergirl! Or, since you asked, yes…. my alter-ego. How did you know? It’s the blonde hair, right? HA – you caught me, you caught me…. wait, what? You’re not buying it? You don’t think I’m super girl? Well, we’ll just see who get’s Benedict Cumberbatch in the end, now won’t we?

Okay, enough kidding around – we have Supergirl news!

Girl Scouts to Release New Cookie Flavors, Your Mind Is About To Explode!

Holy Cow – Girl Scout Cookies are getting more flavors? MIRACLES DO HAPPEN! Minds are about to be blown, and lord have mercy on the poor little girl that comes to my house. I will buy them all…. ALL THE COOKIES! Click after the break to see what they have in store of us this year. Nom, nom, nom, nom!