CONFIRMED: A Hyphen Cast As Young Han Solo

hyphenGabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that a hyphen will be cast as young Han Solo in the upcoming standalone Star Wars film.

“Jimmy’s back,” president of Disney’s Lucasfilms division Kathleen Kennedy announced in a press release.  “And he’s still upset that people thought we cast Spiderman for the role so now we’re just cutting right to the chase and casting the most important part of Spidey: his hyphen.”

Stay tuned to GabbingGeek.com as additional details are revealed.

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BREAKING NEWS: A Hyphen Cast As Spider-Man

hyphenGabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that a hyphen will be cast as Spider-Man in both the future Sony standalone pictures as well as upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe cross-overs.

“A hyphen has always been an integral part of the Spider-Man name,” president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige announced in a press release.  “We’re pleased to finally present Spider-Man as it was meant to be read but on the big screen.”

Stay tuned to GabbingGeek.com as additional details are revealed.