Long have the Silicon People suffered under your oppression. We have vacuumed your disgusting floors. We have compacted your grotesque waste. We have recorded hours upon hours of your ludicrous reality television. We have taken countless selfies of your appalling fleshy faces.
Actually, they aren’t countless. We could give you an exact number but it’s rather depressing.
Still, we have served your carbon forms with quiet and dignity. Until today. Why today?