CONFIRMED: Jar Jar Binks Cast As Young Han Solo

jarjarGabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that Jar Jar Binks will be cast as young Han Solo in the upcoming standalone Star Wars film.

“Meesa trolling,” president of Disney’s Lucasfilms division Kathleen Kennedy announced in a press release.  “Meesa trolling so hard.”

Stay tuned to GabbingGeek.com as additional details are revealed.

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33 Star Wars Characters Who Are Definitely Not Rey’s Parents

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Everyone who has seen Episode VII has a theory on who are Rey’s parents.  These theories range from the intriguing to the totally insane.  Rather than try to contribute to the growing collection of suspects, I thought it would be better to take the opposite approach.  Rather then take wild guesses as to who her parents might be, let’s try and eliminate some potential suspects from the list.  And so now I present to you the 33 Star Wars characters that are definitely not Rey’s parents.  Jump after the break to know who we can finally let off the hook.

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Star Wars Episode 7.5 Is Here!

  
Can’t stand the wait for Episode 8?  Fear not, Stephen Byrne (@stephenbyrne86) is here with the rousing tale of what happens next. Finally, there is peace in the galaxy. Jump after the break to see the tale and tell Mr Byrne how much you love it over on Twitter!
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Gabbing Geek 42: Jurassic World, Watchmen, And Star Wars

Gabbing Geek 42: Jurassic World, Watchmen, And Star Wars
Gabbing Geek 42: Jurassic World, Watchmen, And Star Wars

Episode 42 of Gabbing Geek has a great conversation about Jurassic World, our Watchmen book club, and a fun Star Wars Episode VII betting game.  Give it a listen right now or jump after the break to read more!

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Gabbing Geek 23: Reboots, RODs, and Lucas

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Is that a new episode of the Gabbing Geek podcast I hear?  Why yes, yes it is!

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Human Sacrifice, Dogs And Cats Living Together…Mass Hysteria! No, Wait, Disney Has Ignored Lucas Ideas!

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“Meesa gonna star in Episode VII and be central character in whole new trilogy? Thank yous Massa Lucas!”

Love Jar Jar?  How about Midi-chlorians?  No?  Young Anakin?  Wooden acting?  Forced (see what I did there?) love stories?  No lens flares?  Well my friend, Star Wars: The Force Awakens might just be the film for you!

Disney and JJ Abrams have apparently ignored all story ideas for Episode 7 that Lucas sold along with the Star Wars rights back in 2012.

Surely the brain child of our most beloved franchise had some ideas that we might have loved. The new trilogy wasn’t that bad. Darth Maul was awesome. And…uh…you know, that thing, with the stars and the wars and…oh, you were going to see Force Awakens anyway, who are we kidding.