Spoiler Free Review of Jupiter Ascending. More Like “Descending Uranus”…

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…because that’s what happens to crap.  Jupiter Ascending was crap, you see?  That’s mostly all you need to know.  It was crap and the frustration thing was, it didn’t NEED to be crap.

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