Hoverboards? More Like Hover-Boreds! Amiright? Sigh.

Look of constipated worry not included.

Yes, it’s 2015 and it’s Back to the Future day and no, we don’t have hoverboards.  Not like the sweet deals we saw above.  Instead, the closest we have in the real world are super expensive liquid cooled only hovering on metal clunkers like in the videos after the break.  I mean, yay technology, but it’s been thirty years and science has failed us.  Check out the hovering inaction after the break.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on those wheeled monstrosities calling themselves hoverboards.  Just no.