Simpsons Did It!: “Black Widower”

Selma Bouvier does not want to die alone.  We got a sense of that when Principal Skinner was courting her more hostile sister Patty, but Selma makes plenty of bad romantic decisions entirely on her own.

Simpsons Did It!: “Homer Alone”

That title is so The Simpsons.  Give us a main plot about Marge needing a break but name the episode after Homer.

Oh, and the only reason this goes live on a Saturday was due to A) I write these well in advance and 2) we had special content on April Fool’s Day, so there’s that.

MacGyver Coming Back To TV.

Will they attempt to replicate this hairstyle which is more iconic than Madame Xanadu?

You’re James Wan.  You just directed the fifth highest grossing movie of all time in Furious 7.  What do you do next?  Predictably you reboot a twenty year old tv show that is probably incredibly painful to watch now because Tom Kelly and nostalgia.

If you are still interested, The Hollywood Reporter, uh, reports that a new series is in the works at CBS.  It will focus on a new 20-something year old new hotness MacG and not a broken down Richard Dean Anderson version.  Wan will executive produce and direct the pilot.

Everything old is new again.  What’s next, a Jem movie?  Ah…another A-Team reboot?  Geez…