Hoverboards? More Like Hover-Boreds! Amiright? Sigh.

Look of constipated worry not included.

Yes, it’s 2015 and it’s Back to the Future day and no, we don’t have hoverboards.  Not like the sweet deals we saw above.  Instead, the closest we have in the real world are super expensive liquid cooled only hovering on metal clunkers like in the videos after the break.  I mean, yay technology, but it’s been thirty years and science has failed us.  Check out the hovering inaction after the break.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on those wheeled monstrosities calling themselves hoverboards.  Just no.

Super Magnetic Putty Makes “The Blob” Look Like Neighborhood Friend

Remember the days when silly putty was packaged in a tiny plastic egg, and you could imprint Sunday Morning comics onto it like magic? WELL THOSE DAYS ARE OVER! Behold….. the most frightening thing you’ll see all day. Magnetic putty. Videos after the break.