Hoverboards? More Like Hover-Boreds! Amiright? Sigh.

Look of constipated worry not included.
Look of constipated worry not included.

Yes, it’s 2015 and it’s Back to the Future day and no, we don’t have hoverboards.  Not like the sweet deals we saw above.  Instead, the closest we have in the real world are super expensive liquid cooled only hovering on metal clunkers like in the videos after the break.  I mean, yay technology, but it’s been thirty years and science has failed us.  Check out the hovering inaction after the break.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on those wheeled monstrosities calling themselves hoverboards.  Just no.

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Steel Boned DRAGON Corset Are On Fire!

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I wonder if anyone can train me to make these dragon scales, because these are just beautiful. Thanks to Etsy shop owner PowderedandWaisted, you too can revel in the glory of dragon scales all over you body. Each corset is hand dyed silk with organza ‘scales’, while the whole thing is silk lined. You can ask for your choice of colors as the silk is custom dyed. See more after the break:

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