Simpsons Did It!: “Bart The Murderer”

Most every one in Springfield believes Bart Simpson will grow up bad.

But somehow, Bart manages to join the mafia before his eleventh birthday.

Afternoon Funnies- Harry Potter Edition

Also known as “Watson Didn’t Want to Write an Article today and Just Dumped a Bunch of Pictures Off His Phone”.  Click on for a mild chuckle.

Geek Tweet of the Day: ICYMI!

Hey @ActuallyNPH don't forget to mention Clue tonight in your monologue! #Oscars2015

— Wittywats (@wittywats) February 22, 2015

5 Films Chris Pratt Shouldn’t Remake

Geeks around the world love Chris Pratt.  Because Chris Pratt.  After rallying a little-known-Marvel-property into one of the top grossers of 2014, Pratt seems destined to have another high-attention movie (notice I did not say top grossing – Ryan) with Jurassic World and he’s rumored to be the next Indiana Jones or in another Ghostbusters movie.  In fact, Chris Pratt is rumored to be attached to just about any movie with a male lead.  Which is just about every movie that doesn’t involve an all-female Ghostbusters film.  So we thought it’d be fun to brainstorm movies that shouldn’t be remade starring Chris Pratt.  It’s harder than you think.  Find out what the Gabbing Geek editorial crew came up with after the break.

Gabbing Geek 28: Clue, Death, And Taxes

It’s Gabbing Geek 28: Clue, Death, And Taxes! It’s real, and it’s fantastic!

The latest episode of your favorite weekly geek podcast is now live!  Go and listen without delay!

Gabbing Geek 27: Changing Minds

Episode 27. I’d make a joke about how this is episode 3 cubed but I don’t want to take the time to explain it to Jenny and Watson.

The latest episode of your favorite geek podcast is live!  Give it a listen now, RIGHT NOW!!!

Is There A…Clue Curse?

Just like finding a mummy’s tomb!

Ratings for the live Oscar broadcast were down 16% this year.  Now, there are many reasons why this could have happened, ranging from sheer apathy for an award show where people congratulate each other over movies most Jimmy Impossibles of the world haven’t seen (highly likely), to wanting to avoid preachy acceptance speeches from obnoxious wealthy celebrities (hello, Patricia Arquette), to a huge distaste for Neil Patrick Harris (highly unlikely).  But allow me to spread a completely unlikely but entirely plausible reason for the decline.

I speak of course of the “Clue Curse”.

Gabbing Geek Oscar Reax!

What a night last night.  Want to know who shined and who stunk?  Read on!

Gabbing Geek 26: 21st Century Oscars

Episode 24. Or as Jenny likes to call it…the number after 16.

The new episode of your favorite weekly geek podcast is live and ready for your listening pleasure!

Geek Tweet of the Day…Part TWO!

Part two!  HURTS, RYAN????

Question: what you're favorite movie that wasn't – and shouldn't have been – nominated for an #oscar? My choice: The movie Clue.

— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) February 15, 2015