BREAKING NEWS: Oprah Winfrey Cast As Spider-Man

oprahGabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that Oprah Winfrey will be cast as Spider-Man in both the future Sony standalone pictures as well as upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe cross-overs.

“We’ll be honest, we never really considered casting Oprah,” president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige announced in a press release.  “But then she agreed to pay for the entire movie from the change found in the guest room couch of her third guest house.  We’d be breaching the fiduciary duty to our shareholders to turn her down.”

Stay tuned to as additional details are revealed.

Gabbing Geek Weekend Box Office Report

Thank Goodness!

Debuting in the box office wasteland that is January?  A film so bad Ryan contemplated filing charges in his review?  Facing a competitive NFL Playoff Weekend?

Despite all these things that should have killed it, Taken 3 hit big this weekend.

May God have mercy on all of us.

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