Deep Thoughts (and Not So Deep Thoughts) About Food

By 10am, I am usually thinking about what’s for lunch.  Maybe I should be thinking a little more about my food…

Splinter, Is That You? NYC Rat Steals Pizza To Feed Ninja Turtles.

A rat’s gotta do what a rat’s gotta do, especially when Donny, Leo, Raph, and Mikey are hungry. Watch as this New York rat tries to take a full slice of pizza down into the subway, and well…. we won’t spoil the ending for you. See for yourself after the break.

We Didn’t Make This Up: Pizza Condom Is Piping Hot & Ready For “Delivery”

You know those nights you just can’t choose between pizza and sex? I know what you’re thinking…that was just last Tuesday, AmIRight? But never fear loyal pizza lovers – because you no longer need to deliberate over such agonizing choices, because – BEHOLD – the pizza condom has arrived. More pics after the break.