Alan Rickman Launches Plot To Rob Heaven

 

“You think puny cancer could defeat me? Laughable.”

 
We here at Gabbing Geek went to great lengths to obtain the following transcript of Mr Rickman’s last meeting. Several Bothans and one curious groundskeeper’s cat died to bring us this material, so let their efforts not be in vain. Find out what was said after the break. 

Break Out The Bat Signal, Because DC Halloween Pumpkins Are On The Loose!

Na na na na na na na na – PUMPKINS! All week we’ve been featuring awesomely geeky pumpkin designs just for your viewing pleasure like, Harry Potter, Marvel, & Star Wars. Today’s carvings are from the dark and sinuous Gotham City, plus a couple of other heroes we love. See everything from the Flash, to Superman, to (of course) the Dark Knight.

Bubble, Bubble, Toil, And Trouble: Harry Potter Halloween Pumpkins

LUMOUS MAXIMA! Accio carving knife, because it’s time for your daily dose of pumpkin geekery! We’ve been featuring brilliantly carved pumpkins all week and today’s theme is the wonderful world of Harry Potter. See everything from Snape, to Dumbledore and even a little Buckbeak! Like what you’re seeing? Then check out our Marvel or Star Wars posts, we posted earlier this week.

J.K Rowling Endorses Fan Theory

Look, we here at Gabbing Geek clearly love Harry Potter.  Except for Watson, who gets a smug look on his face and says he loves Harry but isn’t in love with Harry.  You get the drift.

Author J.K. Rowling also loves Harry Potter, or at least continuing to occasionally give out more information about Harry’s world and such.  It’s why we know that Dumbledore was gay and what happened to the characters after Voldemort tossed off his last forbidden curse.  Not to be confused with when Voldemort did the lambada, because that’s just the forbidden dance.

As it turns out, she also responds to fan theories, and recently she liked one.

Amazing Papercraft Is A Cut Above The Rest

Papercraft is one of the most intricate forms of art. All the little tiny slice and dices are enough to make any regular exacto knife user pull their hair out. But Etsy shop owner WillPigg makes it look so effortless and beautiful. You have to check out his amazing creations. All of his creations are hand cut to order, and they are mesmerizing. Check out more of Will’s work after the break:

Afternoon Funnies- Harry Potter Edition

Also known as “Watson Didn’t Want to Write an Article today and Just Dumped a Bunch of Pictures Off His Phone”.  Click on for a mild chuckle.

Awesome Cosplay Of The Day: FEMALE SNAPE

We all love Snape. ALWAYS. And now you can love his jacket even more with this awesome feminine version thanks to Evening Arwen. The coat is made from a medium weight wool and lined in green cotton or silk if preferred. The buttons are hand covered in the same wool as the jacket and it’s hand made to order all for the lovely price of $425. You know, chump change. See more of this amazing coat after the break.