If you are a heterosexual man of a certain age, you probably remember that one outfit Carrie Fisher wore in that one Star Wars movie. No, not the one with the cinnamon bun hair braids. You know the one I speak of. It was a punchline to that one episode of Friends. Just look up from these words, OK?
In case you were indisposed last night, or live under a rock, or just flat out have no good excuse for missing the most awesome trailer in the history of trailers – then today is your lucky day, because we’re posting it first thing this morning. You know – start your day off right with this GEM of a Star Wars: Force Awakens trailer. You’re welcome.