Yes, we’re already three weeks into 2016 but I finally managed to put together my movie rankings for 2015. Because life. I only managed to see 51 films this year, a paltry sum compared to Watson when he isn’t even trying. And eight of those were on a plane to or from China, making the theater total even lower. Definitely a busy year, but overall a great one for movies. Head after the jump to see how I ranked all 51!
Taken 3 isn’t just the worst film because not many movies are out this year. It’s the worst because it is THE WORST. But first, because it must be done, to the entire production crew of Taken 3:
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know how you think. If you are looking for my money, I can tell you that you already have it. But what I do have are a very particular set of writing skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me review crap made by people like you. If you stop no, this will be the end of it. I will not review you again, I will not pursue you. But if you make Taken 4, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will review the s&*t out of you.
What happens when Jenny is on special assignment, leaving just Watson and Ryan to record Episode 22? That’s right—WE’RE GEEKING OUT ON BOX OFFICE NUMBERS! This episode, Box Office Bombshells, starts with our GNOW (Geekiest News of the Week) on the record-breaking performance of American Sniper. We both review the movie and couldn’t be farther apart in terms of ratings.
We’ve talked a lot about the amazing slate of films set for 2015. It should be a record setting year as we Geeks continue our ascendancy!
What are you itching to see?
Taken 3 isn’t just the worst film because not many movies are out this year. It’s the worst because it is THE WORST. But first, because it must be done, to the entire production crew of Taken 3:
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know how you think. If you are looking for my money, I can tell you that you already have it. But what I do have are a very particular set of writing skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me review crap made by people like you. If you stop no, this will be the end of it. I will not review you again, I will not pursue you. But if you make Taken 4, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will review the s&*t out of you.
Earlier today we gave you Liam Neeson’s Top 10 Films. And if you had any doubt in your mind that he is a badass, then you need only to watch this video. Summery: You don’t F*#% with Liam Neeson, or anyone he cares about. That is all.
In time for the release of Taken 3 (in theaters today!), Comingsoon.net counts down the ten best action films of the great Liam Neeson. The orignal Taken is a deserving #1, but we cannot BELIEVE the author left Liam’s role in Love, Actually off the list entirely! Remember the scene where Neeson snaps and starts killing the other characters because nothing had happened the whole damned movie? Neither do we, but wouldn’t that have been sweet!?!
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