Everyone who has seen Episode VII has a theory on who are Rey’s parents. These theories range from the intriguing to the totally insane. Rather than try to contribute to the growing collection of suspects, I thought it would be better to take the opposite approach. Rather then take wild guesses as to who her parents might be, let’s try and eliminate some potential suspects from the list. And so now I present to you the 33 Star Wars characters that are definitely not Rey’s parents. Jump after the break to know who we can finally let off the hook.
WARNING: This post contains very minor spoilers to Mad Max: Fury Road but significant spoilers to Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. Although Beyond Thunderdome is 30 years old, so if you haven’t seen it by now you may as well read this.
I left the theater after Fury Road amazed at what I’d seen. And a bit confused by something. It took me a while to pin it down, but ultimately it led me to reconsider the ending of Beyond Thunderdome in an interesting way. Did the third Mad Max film end in a completely different way than we thought for the past three decades? Read more after the break.