#WackyWednesday: Yankee Candle Makes Girl Scout Cookie Scented Candles. (Like We Needed Another Reason To Eat Wax)

Can you believe the nerve of Yankee Candle? How could they do this to us? I mean, these demon cookies are already like crack, but let’s light a candle in our homes so that the smell of cookies is always present. I might as well screw this diet I pretend I’m on, because the smell of cookies 24/7 in my house is a diet death wish. Damn you demon cookies! Damn you! 

Girl Scouts to Release New Cookie Flavors, Your Mind Is About To Explode!

Holy Cow – Girl Scout Cookies are getting more flavors? MIRACLES DO HAPPEN! Minds are about to be blown, and lord have mercy on the poor little girl that comes to my house. I will buy them all…. ALL THE COOKIES! Click after the break to see what they have in store of us this year. Nom, nom, nom, nom!