Magic and Rainbows and Oooooooh look, A Unicorn Purse!


To all my Unicorn Bitches out there (you know who you are), here is the perfect purse for any night out on the town. Specifically if you pair it with the Unicorn Tears Gin we posted not too long ago. Prance and paw and skip about your day with the shiny magic that is this tote. See more glittery goodness after the break:

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Unicorn Gin Is A Thing Of Sparkling Legends


Gin. What’s better than Gin? How about Unicorn Tears Gin.

You read the right. Tears of the Unicorn. Straight into a gin bottle. You can tell this is real because it’s sparkling. I kid you not, those are real Unicorn sparkling tears – given freely & happily, or else this bottle would be labeled Tequila vs. Gin.

 Nose: Fragrant juniper rises from the glass alongside Curaçao orange and crisp lemon. Bruised mint leaves and fresh lemongrass brings herby freshness to the nose. Palate: Big bundles of candied orange peels, flying saucer sweeties and a hint of maple syrup. Touches of pine-y juniper berries and cardamom introduce elements of spices. Finish: Sweet, juicy orange freshness goes on and on throughout the finish.

Get your very own over at Firebox and speak none of this to Lord Voldemort. And as always, drink responsibly, for drinking too much of this leads to pooping rainbows. And we don’t need anyone else pooping rainbows – let’s be considerate of our neighbors, shall we?