The amazing first full trailer for Pixels is out! See it in its full glory after the break along with some discussion of why this movie will rock.
The full trailer is below but let’s cut right to the chase: Peter Dinklage’s mullet is the best thing ever. Ever. Don’t deny it, you secretly wish you could rock that cut as hard as he does.
Also, clever concept aside, let’s all take a moment to appreciate how these aliens aren’t just bad guys but are the biggest jerks in the universe. They took our cultural snapshot as a declaration of war? Okay, that’s a stretch–but even if so they are powerful enough to make these pixelated bad guys–meaning they can choose any form of weapon they want. This would be like the United States declaring war on one of those Amazon tribes that hasn’t seen the modern world and we decide to destroy them by crafting smart missiles that look just like crude wooden arrows. It’s not the efficiency or the warfare that drives it–it’s being the biggest jerk imaginable.
Which I respect and endorse. I’m in for Pixels. Who’s with me?