So, I finally saw Jurassic World. Hey, I wasn’t exactly a huge fan of the original. Why should I rush out to see the new one?
I mean, what is it people love about Jurassic Park? Interesting and compelling characters? Nope. Accurate science? Not really. Logical plots? Nah. Likable children? Oh hell to the no. What is it? Oh yeah. Dinosaurs run around and eat a few people, generally adults.
OK, so, how about I say what I thought. SPOILERS for last summer’s biggest box office hit after the cut.