2016. Did any of us think we’d live this long? Yeah, probably. We’re Geeks, not morbid.
So, what sort of Geek Entertainment has us here at Gabbing Geek at least a little curious? See behind the cut, with some items getting some expert Geek Commentary from the Geek Guru himself, Jimmy Impossible.
Ryan and I are big fans of the Fast and the Furious franchise. Well, except for the putrid Tokyo Drift excursion. And part two was a bit of a stinker as well. But parts 1 and 4 through 7 really hit it out of the ballpark!
But we can still have a sense of humor and laugh at even the things we love. And nobody does a better job of pointing out the obvious issues in things we enjoy than Honest Trailers. After the cut, see their take on Furious 7. (Note: Contains massive spoilers for Furious 7. But you’ve probably seen it since it’s made a bajillion dollars.)
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In a January article by Gabbing Geek’s own Ryan Garcia, he predicted the 2015 Top Ten Grossing films (domestic). Rule of thumb says that to crack the top ten, a film will need to surpass $200M+. Some of Ryan’s picks were right. Some were wrong. Where will we wind up and what could spoil Ryan’s top ten list?
2015 is not going to break records at the box office. 2015 is going to utterly demolish box office records on the heels of two mega-performers and a market that is ready to have some fun in the movie theater again. Especially after this downer of an Oscar season. But what ten movies am I boldly predicting will be the top in the 2015 box office? Before we get to the top ten, let’s see what nine films will miss the cut.
Taken 3 isn’t just the worst film because not many movies are out this year. It’s the worst because it is THE WORST. But first, because it must be done, to the entire production crew of Taken 3:
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know how you think. If you are looking for my money, I can tell you that you already have it. But what I do have are a very particular set of writing skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me review crap made by people like you. If you stop no, this will be the end of it. I will not review you again, I will not pursue you. But if you make Taken 4, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will review the s&*t out of you.
Rumors of the third GI Joe movie having the Crimson Twins Tomax and Xamot was exciting. I liked those guys. But the twins can eat a bag of d!@&s because the real story is further down the article by Film Divider! That being that Matt Trakker may be in it as well!!!
Gearing up for Sunday? Want to know what studios will spend a QUADRILLION dollars to put their films in front of the largest American TV audience of the year? Look no further!
What happens when Jenny is on special assignment, leaving just Watson and Ryan to record Episode 22? That’s right—WE’RE GEEKING OUT ON BOX OFFICE NUMBERS! This episode, Box Office Bombshells, starts with our GNOW (Geekiest News of the Week) on the record-breaking performance of American Sniper. We both review the movie and couldn’t be farther apart in terms of ratings.
2015 is not going to break records at the box office. 2015 is going to utterly demolish box office records on the heels of two mega-performers and a market that is ready to have some fun in the movie theater again. Especially after this downer of an Oscar season. But what ten movies am I boldly predicting will be the top in the 2015 box office? Before we get to the top ten, let’s see what nine films will miss the cut.
Taken 3 isn’t just the worst film because not many movies are out this year. It’s the worst because it is THE WORST. But first, because it must be done, to the entire production crew of Taken 3:
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know how you think. If you are looking for my money, I can tell you that you already have it. But what I do have are a very particular set of writing skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me review crap made by people like you. If you stop no, this will be the end of it. I will not review you again, I will not pursue you. But if you make Taken 4, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will review the s&*t out of you.
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